Spa treatments like a couples massage. That should be nice and relaxing for you I think. We can start small and I'll see if I can ease you into things like facial masks or maybe a manicure.

[She pauses a beat and then rubs his chest soothingly as if about to give him some bad news.]

Actually, we ought to get you a manicure for sure if you're going to be shaking hands with any of my contacts. No polish of course but they'll trim and buff and smooth things out.