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Peter Quill ([personal profile] nostalgiabomb) wrote in [community profile] aubergines 2014-11-20 05:15 am (UTC)

[ Because he is a goddamn idiot. ]

Please, Goto. A month ago Groot nearly crushed Rocket when he was throwing dudes around. Three days ago Rocket shot at a guy between Drax's legs. Last week Drax tossed Gamora an active grenade. Two weeks ago, Gamora threw a knife right past my ear to hit a guy sneaking up on me. [ He uses his thumb to indicate the knife's trajectory, adding in a quiet, fffftang for effect. ]

Nearly killing each other is kind of what we do. The nearly is super important, there.

[ He moves over, claps a hand on her shoulder. ]

Welcome to the team.

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