( #004 ) WIZARD COPS

[chatona]

MAGICAL COP AU you are a cop. you're also magical. the two are not unrelated: while wizards are not particularly common, someone's got to make sure that the arm of the law extends also to the supernatural, and that's where you (and your partner?!) come in. whether it's chasing down rogue wizards, making peace between supernatural entities, or interrogating ghosts that have witnessed crime, getting coffee or a pint at the pub after hours, you have your hands full. just don't make too many wand jokes, keep property damage to a minimum, and don't forget to do the paperwork at the end of the day. an AU inspired by the rivers of london series by ben aaronovitch

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[broil]

Not for another hour. I thought we decided this.

[uberlegenheit]

It's not the only case I am working on, you do realize that.

[ you decided. ]

Or do you wish to tell me how to do my job, Petre?

[broil]

Is your job really all there is?

[he does, by the way.]

[uberlegenheit]

[ that's going to be a problem because he does not like Being Told what to do. ]

You know how it is, old friend.

[ he needs to succeed in his job so he can make the mutant underground thing work. ]

[broil]

[which only makes petre want to make him do what he wants even more. they are a disaster.]

Doesn't take away the fact that you were walking away from a challenge.

[uberlegenheit]

[ set fire to the rain. ]

Which challenge are we talking about?

[ getting real tired of yo shit. taps his fingers against the table. ]

[broil]

Sex in public. With handcuffs.

[contemplating the thought, eying the distance.]

[uberlegenheit]

[ leans back. he walked into this didn't he. ]

That's it?

[ the handcuffs that block powers hm? ]

[broil]

Unless you have any other ideas.

[smile.]

[uberlegenheit]

[ gives him a look, grabs his glass and finishes his drink. ]

Follow me.

[ game on. ]

[broil]

[literally every thread they have ends in sex

finishes his own drink, cigarette dangling from his lips. ayyyy]

[uberlegenheit]

[ and whose fault is that. ]

[ leaves the bar and walks to some back alley. classy, just like Petre wants it. ]

[broil]

[and then they boned]

[uberlegenheit]

[ he was going to handcuff him to a lamppost and leave actually. ]

[broil]

[fran there are no lamp posts in back alleys.]

[uberlegenheit]

[ the fire ladder then. ]

[broil]

[aren't those really high up.

I'M JUST SAYING]

[uberlegenheit]

[ brings it down. just for u. ]

Thank you for your help, Petre.

[broil]

[uberlegenheit]

[ ruins everything. the guy escapes. ]

[ oop. ]

[broil]

[uberlegenheit]