( #002 ) FAKE MARRIED AU

[chatona]

the 'fake married' meme

be it for a job, in order to get your inheritance or to fool your nosy neighbours, you are pretending to be married. now the question is, do you want it to be real or can you hardly wait for it to be over?

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sorry not sorry

[volatileandselfcentered]

[Pepper was... not probably, but definitely somewhere sharpening an axe to use on him, but it wasn't like he'd had much of a choice.

Okay, well, he'd had a choice, but blah blah, your country needs you, blah blah blah which he hadn't cared about at all until the science came out. There was more to it than that, but he'd pretty much tuned out after the science part, and Pepper had promised to wait until he got back to murder him.

He just hoped he could spin the "the only agent available for this mission is a teenage girl" part to his advantage, though, otherwise he was going to be in serious trouble.

He parked the depressingly bland car in the driveway and headed into the equally depressing and bland suburban house (in the middle of a development full of virtually identical houses).]

Honey, I'm home. What's for dinner?