( #002 ) FAKE MARRIED AU

[chatona]

the 'fake married' meme

be it for a job, in order to get your inheritance or to fool your nosy neighbours, you are pretending to be married. now the question is, do you want it to be real or can you hardly wait for it to be over?

Comments

[tasteforpoison]

It's dumb and over the top.

[He may be handsome and charming in his own way but Yelena's too used to people hiding their truer and darker natures behind that sort of personality which makes this whole set-up all the more frustrating to deal with.]

Besides you don't look like a smoochy-kins so no one would believe it even if I did.

[Please for the love of whatever powers that exist, don't ask her what he does look like.]

[selfimage]

[ everyone had truer and darker natures, and Loki would be the first to vouch for that. but he knew that he wasn't the only one, everyone had their darker sides. ]

You know my suggestions box is always open if you'd like to make use of it.

[tasteforpoison]

Alright, then I'm putting a vote in now for no nicknames whatsoever.

[Her hand sneaks up behind her and she tugs at the long braid at the back of her neck and pulls it around to rest over her shoulder.

It's going to be difficult for them to be convincing, mainly because Yelena doesn't really want anything to do with this assignment and she doesn't exactly have a choice. After a moment she relaxes her grip on her fork, just a touch, and begins poking at her food and checking for any of the more obvious signs of poison or tampering. Her examination is...thorough, really.]

What is this anyway?

[They don't really have American food in Ixia.]