( #002 ) FAKE MARRIED AU

[chatona]

the 'fake married' meme

be it for a job, in order to get your inheritance or to fool your nosy neighbours, you are pretending to be married. now the question is, do you want it to be real or can you hardly wait for it to be over?

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and when you get to the end you do a happy dance and squee

[oneofourbest]

[Bobbi's arm pulls her closer, and closer, and presses her lips to Skye's ear now that she's sure Lance isn't listening]

I'd like that.

Captain snuggly snicklefritz wouldn't. Which is why I suggest we do it. Has he been like this since he's worked with you or is it just my presence?

[Easy enough to play the overly ditzy blonde Californian who can't stop giggling. She pulls away and slides a possessive hand in Skye's back pocket.]

Re: and when you get to the end you do a happy dance and squee

[battleshipping]

[Probably going to have to answer all of Bobbi's Hunter-related questions when they're not within hearing range of women with probable superhearing abilities, but the suffering sigh she gives her is an illuminating one. She thinks.

Snicklefritz. Okay, she's going to kiss her for being awesome with words. (Whatever excuse works.) And also to sell their cover and get inside that house they (SHIELD) bought for the two of them already. (Whatever excuse works.)

It's probably a good thing that the team has no visual on them, and Hunter's probably sulking in another room or screaming at Coulson that Bobbi has to go for the tenth time (this week), which doesn't mean nobody else is listening, but there won't be a peanut gallery on it, at least.

Bobbi has a nice mouth, the kind that deserves a respectful silence to settle during the first kiss.]

[oneofourbest]

[There's a heartfelt aww from two nearby ladies, holding hands and exchanging loving looks. Hunter has never understood that it's about being able to be free, that that's what she needs.

And she's damn glad that Skye seems to at least. Her kiss is warm and friendly and loving to all outward appearances while sliding her arm around the younger woman's waist before pulling away with a grin in the other ladies direction.]

la mia bella sposa! [There's a few more words in Italian that make one of the older women nod, stiffly, disapprovingly but unable clearly to say anything.] Now comes me asking if she'll let me carry her over the threshold.

[cue an eyebrow raise in Skye's direction.]

[battleshipping]

[She kind of wishes she'd taken a crash course in Italian, but then she wouldn't be able to play so well the 'younger woman impressed by all the culture and knowledge her girlfriend has' card. (Or, well - wife.)

The question makes Skye snort a little.] Well you know I'm all about tradition.

[oneofourbest]

[The older woman is still watching them, glaring at them both.]

...Ever do ballet? Keep your core tight, arm around my shoulder and let me do most of the work.

...Unless you want me to carry you in over my shoulder. Or you could carry me.

[Either way she'll be preparing for the first, watching the older vampiress, the matriarch, with half an eye.]

[battleshipping]

[She forgets all about the matriarch and the mission for a moment, one little bitty moment, and grins.]

Could I? [Carrying Bobbi across the threshold and rubbing it to Hunter? Her new hobby is trolling the new guy, so yes. Hell yes.] Yes, let me carry you.