( #002 ) FAKE MARRIED AU

[chatona]

the 'fake married' meme

be it for a job, in order to get your inheritance or to fool your nosy neighbours, you are pretending to be married. now the question is, do you want it to be real or can you hardly wait for it to be over?

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[pronged]

[It's not his fault she's got idiotic ideas. James Martin might as well be the most Muggle name to ever Muggle. James doesn't buy much into that pureblooded, wizard superiority nonsense but he does really enjoy being a wizard.]

Think of McGonagall, would you. She lives to yell at Potters. And Blacks but we all know that Sirius isn't ever going to father a child. I think his nads don't work right, shooting blanks you know, but you didn't hear that from me. What would she yell instead? Martin? Doesn't have the same ring. The kids will be so ashamed.

[afieldsmedal]

Or maybe, you know, our kids aren't going to be horrible little trouble makers like you and your best friend.

[pronged]

Not bloody likely if they want to inherit any of my wealth and be acknowledged as my offspring in public.