( #002 ) FAKE MARRIED AU

[chatona]

the 'fake married' meme

be it for a job, in order to get your inheritance or to fool your nosy neighbours, you are pretending to be married. now the question is, do you want it to be real or can you hardly wait for it to be over?

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[stealwithit]

[ She pouts at him, and it's probably the best pout to ever be pouted this side of the galaxy because she has to compensate for the fact that the upper half of her face is shadowed by her hood. ]

Can I keep it... pretty please?

[nostalgiabomb]

[ ... Considering the intimidating way his eyes glow red with this mask on, his hard stares are usually amplified, like, a million times.

But-- the overwhelming power of that pout-- god damn you, Kasumi Goto. ]

Fine. But don't come cryin' to me when you accidentally skewer yourself on it.

[stealwithit]

[ Victory. ]

Quill, please. Remember who you're talking to.

[ Never mind the fact that she's now tossing the blade so that it's spinning a couple times in the air before she catches it--by the hilt of course--in her hand. Don't try this at home, kids. ]

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He totally steps back when she does that, because he does not want to be stabbed today, thanks very much.

When she's done, though, he huffs a breath. ]

Show-off.

C'mon, let's head out. I don't want them thinking we got ourselves killed and try to take my ship.

[stealwithit]

A girl can have a little style now and then, can't she?

But yeah, let's blow this popsicle stand. I'm so done with Cerberus.

[ Fun stuff aside, Kasumi's itching to warn Shepard--or anyone, really--but especially Shep. What she doesn't know, though, is that her favorite commander is at the very same moment coming upon the same discoveries on Horizon. ]