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( #002 ) FAKE MARRIED AU

the 'fake married' meme
be it for a job, in order to get your inheritance or to fool your nosy neighbours, you are pretending to be married. now the question is, do you want it to be real or can you hardly wait for it to be over? |
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Better than a trusted, attractive friend? Surely not.
[She doesn't quantify the value in people, not in the way he's implying, though she doesn't take offense at the related implication. That comment is surely born of his thoughts about himself, not about her. Carefully she reaches up, cups his cheek in one hand.]
It's not that hard to believe that I could be interested, is it?
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Steve's single, still. [not that that stops him from tilting his head lightly into her fingers] And Clint.
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And so are you, unless there's something you haven't told me. Besides, I happen to like you just the way you are, including your age.
[Reaching up, she strokes her fingers through his hair and tilts her head to one side.]
Does mine make you uncomfortable?
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If you're serious about this, though ...
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[She doesn't pull away though, or make any move to imply that she's going to rush back over to run a bath right away. There's still concern in her expression as she continues to stroke over his hair, more certain in the touch since he continues to lean into it.]
May I ask what kind of issues you have? I mean, are they anything I can help with?
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Yeah, I don't think you're gonna fix twenty-some years of ... [abuse? feeling like a monster? he's really not sure what to term it, but it started long before the Hulk. his father always used to tell him he was an abomination right before he beat him, after all] I'm pretty sure my shrink would've called it body images issues. [yeah, that's what he's going with. and oops, did he just admit to seeking psychiatric help before he became a superhero? yep. there you go]
No offense, just -- if we're going to do this, it's probably something you're going to have to deal with. [a beat] A lot.
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[Of course, none of those are the sort she wants to think about. Not the cruel smile of her father or the way blood felt as she gripped that bloody pacemaker in her hand. Not the fear, not the daze she still feels when thinking about how completely under his thrall she and Pietro had been. Shaking her head slightly, she drops her hand down to her side.]
Why don't you run the bath and get in and once I'm done settling our things I'll come join you?
[It will give him time in there alone, time to relax, and perhaps some small comfort in that she won't be standing there watching him strip.]
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[a moment of silence follows, at that and as she takes her hand away, and then he lets out a vaguely nervous breath and nods] Sounds good. [oh, God, they're doing this. oh, God, he hopes he doesn't screw it up somehow]
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She takes her time, unpacking what needs unpacking, fresh clothes, personal items and the like. All the while, Wanda keeps an ear out for sounds of running water, the bath, and hopefully the sound of Bruce getting into the water. Only once he seems settled in and perhaps has had some time to enjoy the bath does she plan on coming back in. Toward that end, she approaches the closed door to lay an ear against it, then knocks gently.]
How're are things going in there, Bruce?
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Seriously, though, uh -- if you wanna come in ... [he's ready for her. maybe]
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Well the good news is that if you do decide you want to escape, the fact that I'm in here now means you can escape back into the rest of the suite rather than take your life into your hands stepping out onto a ledge.
[Rather than undressing the rest of the way and slipping into the water (though she was sorely tempted), Wanda steps over to the toilet and perches on the closed lid.]
So, is it as good as you'd hoped?
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It's -- yeah. [God, yes. he's just going to move into this tub, okay?]
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I can't remember the last time I saw you looking even half as relaxed as you do now.
[Well, ignoring any tension he might have anticipating when she plans on joining him.]
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[and yeah, okay, he's had showers at the Tower and all, but he's still in the habit of taking them quick. and they're definitely not this bath, my God]
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I certainly hope you don't intend it to be your last.
[Wanda happens to love baths. Bubbles, scents, candles, maybe even a little music. It's a perfect space to relax and unwind. And, when there's company, that's always something of an added bonus.]
I mean this tub aside, you should make a point of enjoying them back at the Tower too.
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Well now a whole new wide world has opened up to you.
[Standing then, because she's not about to sit outside the bath forever and risk the water cooling before she gets to enjoy it, Wanda tugs at the silk tie holding her robe closed. Bare beneath and entirely unselfconscious, she doesn't make a point of emphasizing it through body language or looks, but instead simply lays the robe over the back of the toilet and carefully steps into the bath opposite him. Wanda slowly sinks down into the bubbles, and with her legs tucked up close to her body, she closes her eyes and sighs.]
Perfect.
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[only once she settles does he look up, a wry smile on his lips, feeling all at once like a lecherous old man, unattractive and out of his league again. not that he comments to that effect -- or on her and her body. instead, he just clears his throat lightly and, perhaps vaguely ineffectually, offers:] Welcome to the party?
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Giving him an easy smile in return, Wanda opens her eyes. She looks pleased, comfortable, and scoots a little closer so that her legs brush up against his.]
Thanks, happy to be here.
[She emphasizes the point by laying a hand on his leg. The tub is big enough she could probably settle against him comfortable, faced the same way, but that kind of closeness might be too much too soon. Better to take things in slow steps a little while longer.]
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[letting out a slow breath, he tries for another smile, this one less wry, more real. he manages, for the most part, though there's a touch of nervousness to it] I figured. [a beat -- a moment of hesitation, really] I should, uh -- I'm not ... I won't hurt you.
[which is to say he can, in fact, do this without involving the Other Guy. or so all evidence leads him to believe, anyway]
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Of course Bruce wouldn't be Bruce if some other worry came to light. Wanda tilts her head to one side, and then reaches out, laying a hand on his knee. He's concerned, she understands why, but the thing is that she doesn't have the same worries he does.]
I know you won't. And if by some chance you found yourself changing...
[She pauses, thinking.]
For a while now I've been thinking that I could use my probability magic to prevent your transformation. So I think...perhaps you have that much more reason to relax tonight?
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[he should probably shelve that thought for the time being, however, and so he does, flashing her another smile] I'll keep that in mind. [a beat] And uh, yeah. That helps. [with the whole relaxing thing]
...and now a new PB
You know, I quite like your smile. Do you suppose there's something I could do to make you do that more?
[She might be flirting a little, but honest to goodness she's trying not to be too intense about it. Light flirting. She can't help herself and she's hoping it won't make him more nervous.]
Could wash your hair for you if you wanted?
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Well, uh -- [oh. right. question beyond his embarrassment and nerves and her hand on his leg. he clears his throat a little] -- yeah, sure?
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I know it's not as much as I promised yet but I am trying to keep from giving you a heart attack.
[She may be playing off his lack of smile as disappointment that she isn't offering more, even if she knows better. Grabbing a bottle of shampoo, she rises up onto her knees as she shifts her position to settle down between his knees. It puts her close to him without being pressed up between his legs or against his body, which hopefully will give him a chance to get used to it. She drops a little of the liquid into her hand, sets the bottle aside, and lathers it up.]
Besides, if you've never had someone wash your hair for you, you're in for a treat.
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