( #004 ) WIZARD COPS

[chatona]

MAGICAL COP AU you are a cop. you're also magical. the two are not unrelated: while wizards are not particularly common, someone's got to make sure that the arm of the law extends also to the supernatural, and that's where you (and your partner?!) come in. whether it's chasing down rogue wizards, making peace between supernatural entities, or interrogating ghosts that have witnessed crime, getting coffee or a pint at the pub after hours, you have your hands full. just don't make too many wand jokes, keep property damage to a minimum, and don't forget to do the paperwork at the end of the day. an AU inspired by the rivers of london series by ben aaronovitch

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[broil]

[You wouldn't leave the demon alone, Erik! What if you run into a shifter again? You won't have him to tell you one from the other.]

Please, don't look too excited.

[uberlegenheit]

[ that would be unpleasant. ]

I can think of a few things I could wrap up in an hour's time.

[ something more productive than sucking up to a demon that prefers him unpredictable anyway. ]

[broil]

Nothing that'd involve little old me?

[uberlegenheit]

Unless you would like to be wrapped up. How about it?

[ he could arrest you. ]

[broil]

That's almost my idea of having fun.

[uberlegenheit]

Almost?

[ why do i do this to myself ]

[broil]

Unless you're into doing it in public.

[uberlegenheit]

[ i'm just going to drink this and leave. ]

[broil]

Pussy.

[uberlegenheit]

Excuse me?

[ stops mid standing up. ]

[broil]

Did I stutter?

[Brings cigarette to his lips. You heard me.]

[uberlegenheit]

[ yeah bitch i heard you. sits back down. ]

Any particular reason for the name calling? I have a job to do.

[broil]

Not for another hour. I thought we decided this.

[uberlegenheit]

It's not the only case I am working on, you do realize that.

[ you decided. ]

Or do you wish to tell me how to do my job, Petre?

[broil]

Is your job really all there is?

[he does, by the way.]

[uberlegenheit]

[ that's going to be a problem because he does not like Being Told what to do. ]

You know how it is, old friend.

[ he needs to succeed in his job so he can make the mutant underground thing work. ]

[broil]

[which only makes petre want to make him do what he wants even more. they are a disaster.]

Doesn't take away the fact that you were walking away from a challenge.

[uberlegenheit]

[ set fire to the rain. ]

Which challenge are we talking about?

[ getting real tired of yo shit. taps his fingers against the table. ]

[broil]

Sex in public. With handcuffs.

[contemplating the thought, eying the distance.]

[uberlegenheit]

[ leans back. he walked into this didn't he. ]

That's it?

[ the handcuffs that block powers hm? ]

[broil]

Unless you have any other ideas.

[smile.]

[uberlegenheit]

[ gives him a look, grabs his glass and finishes his drink. ]

Follow me.

[ game on. ]

[broil]

[literally every thread they have ends in sex

finishes his own drink, cigarette dangling from his lips. ayyyy]

[uberlegenheit]

[ and whose fault is that. ]

[ leaves the bar and walks to some back alley. classy, just like Petre wants it. ]

[broil]

[and then they boned]