( #002 ) FAKE MARRIED AU

[chatona]

the 'fake married' meme

be it for a job, in order to get your inheritance or to fool your nosy neighbours, you are pretending to be married. now the question is, do you want it to be real or can you hardly wait for it to be over?

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some sort of mom au??

[altercate]

This wasn't anywhere in my job description.

[ derek reminds loki. again. he's been reminding him on and off for the past hour. ]

And you're wearing the veil.

[ though can either of them really be painted as virgins? between the two of them, there's no way either of them are qualified to wear white, so derek's objecting to it preemptively. ]

[selfimage]

[ every time Derek reminds him, Loki manages to come up with some more imaginative excuse as to why they're doing this. from "saving Mainframe" to "defeating the evil Rita Repulsa," he manages to deliver each one with facetious accuracy. ]

Why does someone have to wear a veil? I thought we could do some little get-together in New Zealand.

[ is he serious? probably not. maybe. ]